Rape Lock

One of the easiest and direct ways to pull in a nightclub.

Step one: Approach target
Step two: Dance with target, leading him/her/it to the nearest wall
Step three: Spring both your arms out by her sides clamping the wall in a cobra like action
Step four: Firmly hold the rape lock, making sure there are no escape routes
Step five: You've pulled

Once you feel comfortable with this manoeuvre trying skipping straight to step three

When one is writing on a forum,msn,facebook...etc and does'nt relise that he/she has left caps lock on and posts, then notices that he/she has wrote the whole thing with caps lock on...