Barspace
Barspace is the term defining the fat chick who is sitting alone at the bar just taking up space. Nobody wants anything to do with her. She thinks she is sexy, usually dressed like madonna from the 80's. She sits and waits patiently, for she is a smart creature, and she knows how to get some action. After a while, usually right before bar closing time, she is approached by one of your totally drunk ass friends and that is when she strikes, taking your poor buddy back to his house for a night of chubby loving fun. Your friend awakes the next day with a horrified look on his face, and you being a true friend snap a picture and smile...
Yeah man, my friend got so drunk last night he woke up this morning and brought home 7 foot of barspace.