Rapeproof
A woman so hideously ugly, no man or beast would even think about raping her.
Pooh: Damn our practice administrator Sue is one ugly bitch.
Eeyore: Yeah, she's so ugly even a pack of drunken prisoners wouldn't rape her.
Kanga: Yep, she's rapeproof.
Eeyore: Yeah, she's so ugly even a pack of drunken prisoners wouldn't rape her.
Kanga: Yep, she's rapeproof.