Rapist of the Stars
When someone has an urge to have a form of sexual intercourse with a celeb who is normally older (by 40 years plus) or has a drug addiction, or if needs be plays the harmonica! They also have in their names... Alfie, Weller, Carl (Carlos) and Pete.
(e.g. "oh look their she is again the rapist of the stars humping him silly, poor poor Weller, will his heart hold on")