rash bungalow
When one partner takes a piece of sandpaper and rubs it vigorously on the others genitals until a rash develops. They then proceed to violently perform sex on the afflicted area causing extreme amounts of discomfort and then using the semen afterwards as a lotion to treat the affected area.
Last night was with Stacey and I totally rash bungalowed her. Now she can't come to school. Don't worry though, it should be healed by tomorrow