bartholoquism
Definition: A religious-like term stemming from Barth, a unique fella whom is known by many to be quite the mongoloid breeding, lot lizard orgy loving, McDonalds Value Menu Daily consuming clown. A characteristic trait behaviour demonstrated by those who fail miserably in their integrity of keeping their micro peen within the confines of their own pants. Further to this, seldom does anyone suffering from such a malfunctioning moral compass, can be trusted in any capacity.
Symptoms of BARTHOLOQUISM: Common symptoms of this include:
• Hiding bi-polar disease (sketch moods) and/or diabetes (red blotchy rashes around neck when consuming alcohol)
• Theft from all (most commonly stealing money from mother’s purse)
• Purposely shitting themselves for the thrill of believing this as a flirtatious action
• Probably Bi-sexual
• Most likely has children whom are being raised by other men who are involved with hideous females during coked out binges
• Believes themselves to be a world class DJ from Virden, Manitoba
Symptoms of BARTHOLOQUISM: Common symptoms of this include:
• Hiding bi-polar disease (sketch moods) and/or diabetes (red blotchy rashes around neck when consuming alcohol)
• Theft from all (most commonly stealing money from mother’s purse)
• Purposely shitting themselves for the thrill of believing this as a flirtatious action
• Probably Bi-sexual
• Most likely has children whom are being raised by other men who are involved with hideous females during coked out binges
• Believes themselves to be a world class DJ from Virden, Manitoba
“Bro, are you practicing BARTHOLOQUISM? Cuz like, why the fuck is my credit card charged for Cheap Tranny Escorts Incorporated? Also, is that burnt rotting fish smell coming from you?”
“Yo, you got some rashes on your neck, like why is this happening every time we drink? You are showing extreme signs of BARTHOLOQUISM”
“Yo, you got some rashes on your neck, like why is this happening every time we drink? You are showing extreme signs of BARTHOLOQUISM”