ratchulous
A portmanteau of ratchet and fabulous. Ratchulous.
Karen: I need to get my baby daddy's lesbian lover to pay child support for my green onions and failed abortion.
Rachel: My nail salon burned down because I tried to make glitter fireball shots with one of the hair straighteners.
Me: Karen, you are ratchet aye eff and sort of fabulous for somehow making the courts believe your green onions are a child. Rachel, you are fabulous but still ratchet aye eff and possibly dumber than collection of mentally handicapped rocks. Both y'all are ratchulous.
P.S., To my former lesbian lover who said: "Omg Karen. Stop trying to make Ratchulous happen."--you're cancelled. You know who you are and you are no longer ratchulous.
Rachel: My nail salon burned down because I tried to make glitter fireball shots with one of the hair straighteners.
Me: Karen, you are ratchet aye eff and sort of fabulous for somehow making the courts believe your green onions are a child. Rachel, you are fabulous but still ratchet aye eff and possibly dumber than collection of mentally handicapped rocks. Both y'all are ratchulous.
P.S., To my former lesbian lover who said: "Omg Karen. Stop trying to make Ratchulous happen."--you're cancelled. You know who you are and you are no longer ratchulous.
ratchulence
The aroma emanating from a nappy headed hoe a.k.a. colored lady. not being racist or sarcastic. Just stating facts.
#facts
#facts
I can tell a black bitch has been here.
How?
... ratchulence. It's overwhelming. 🤢
How?
... ratchulence. It's overwhelming. 🤢