Bartnicki

With a woman bent over doggy style you must spread her butt cheeks wide open. start out wide with a circular tounge motion in a whirlpool pattern. slowly getting closer to the anus.once at the center of her asshole you must insert your tounge into her asshole. Then remove it rapidly....Congradulations you just completed a Bartnicki

calls owen a baddie daddy cause hes hot

someone of polish decent, usually under 5 and a half feet tall, with a severe anger problem. Typically has one arm bigger than the other and has what some might consider to be a "small" wiener.

Very smelly, and fugly. Is secretly gay. Defiantly down bad.
Owen thinks he's hot.

Jory Bartnickis are rare to find. In fact, there is only one known one in America. They are known for being loyal, trustful people with a sarcastic sense of humor. Making one angry or messing with their territory (friends, family) can be a deadly choice, they have a large gun collection and vigilante-style ideas for justice. They can have random jackass moments but easily snap out of when given apple pie. If you find one, hold onto it because it may be the only one you ever find.