Barton
Super-man's REAL identity.
"isn't it Clark Kent?"
"PFFT no it's Barton!"
"PFFT no it's Barton!"
Barton
1. Someone who has tried very hard and got very far. But in the end it didn't even matter.
2. Someone who is super handsome and has a nice face but it is slightly exotic.
2. Someone who is super handsome and has a nice face but it is slightly exotic.
"Oh man, I am so tired. I feel like such a Barton"
"I met this guy! He was such a Barton. We had a really hot time ;)"
"I met this guy! He was such a Barton. We had a really hot time ;)"
Barton
Hottest ass bitch of the 21st century!
There is Barton
Barton
1. When someone makes a grand error.
2. A very embarassing moment.
3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a brain-fart, greed, bad luck, and foolishness.
2. A very embarassing moment.
3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a brain-fart, greed, bad luck, and foolishness.
1. Sandy really pulled a Barton. I caught her digging for change like a mad woman in my sofa cushions after I came out of the bathroom.
2. When we were at my sisters place Sandy pulled a classic Barton. While laughing she started to fart uncontrollably. What's worse, it really stunk.
3. He really pulled a Barton. He got fired on his day off for stealing cardboard boxes from work. I think he was trying to build a clubhouse.
2. When we were at my sisters place Sandy pulled a classic Barton. While laughing she started to fart uncontrollably. What's worse, it really stunk.
3. He really pulled a Barton. He got fired on his day off for stealing cardboard boxes from work. I think he was trying to build a clubhouse.
Barton
The act of sucking the cock of a man wearing a wrestling mask.
Meeting up and giving a blow job while parking. No fucking allowed but this always involves swallowing.
Meeting up and giving a blow job while parking. No fucking allowed but this always involves swallowing.
They were both kind of freaky so they met up for a Barton.
Barton
(1) That guy in the meeting that try's to hork the conversation to start addressing his own issues, and not the issues being discussed in the meeting in the first place.
(2) That guy you don't want to name your newborn kid after!
(3) "Don't look the Barton in the eye, don't feed the Barton, don't entice the Barton with gifts..."
(2) That guy you don't want to name your newborn kid after!
(3) "Don't look the Barton in the eye, don't feed the Barton, don't entice the Barton with gifts..."
(1) /Mgr 1 to Mgr 2/ So the SLA report shows that the data center seemed to be operating within specifications, except for that one thing.
/Mgr 2 to Mgr 1/ That was accepted by the tea....
/the Barton/ Well that doesn't answer why *his problem* is still out there? Why haven't we worked on *his problem*?
(2) /random email/ Hey, it's a boy!
/reply to random email/ Congrats! Name him Barton!
/multi-replies to random email/ No way man! Don't look the Barton in the eye!
/Mgr 2 to Mgr 1/ That was accepted by the tea....
/the Barton/ Well that doesn't answer why *his problem* is still out there? Why haven't we worked on *his problem*?
(2) /random email/ Hey, it's a boy!
/reply to random email/ Congrats! Name him Barton!
/multi-replies to random email/ No way man! Don't look the Barton in the eye!
Barton
A small village which thinks it is a town. It takes pride alongside the river humber which tends to flood it. It is filled with chav wannabies, And 14year old prostitues.
A town is sposed to have a town center not a market place, but yet barton take place in this and hides behind the fact it is secretly a village.