Ratmax
If you know a ratmax, their name has to be max, they have to be born in the year of the rat, and they have to look and act like a rat. Most ratmax’s refuse to admit they are rats which can be annoying at times but they’ll come around to it eventually.
Person 1: hey is that your pet ratmax?
Ratmax: I’m not a goddamn rat
Person 2: yeah this is my pet rat max, they’re in denial
Ratmax: I’m not a goddamn rat
Person 2: yeah this is my pet rat max, they’re in denial