Ratscal
A young, suburban, white man who chain smokes squares, drives a maroon Chevrolet Lumina, and dons a "New Years 2000" top hat (among other things) upon becoming intoxicated.
Cool kid: "Who's that guy listening to the J.G. Wentworth commercial very loudly in that late-90s model sedan?"
Other Cool Kid: "Ehh, just a ratscal."
Other Cool Kid: "Ehh, just a ratscal."