Baruch College

Baruch College is one of the schools within the City University of New York. It is the most ethnically diverse college in the United States (according to U.S. News & World Report). Although its student body includes a small percentage of nerds of all ethnic groups, the increasing majority of students comprises extremely lazy, smart-ass thugs from the former U.S.S.R. The female counterpart of this group includes snotty, but overachieving women who are obsessed about their clothing and their GPAs. Other more deserving minorities are decidedly in the minority, and are currently being pushed to the back of the educational bus. There are many leather coats, Kiev Dynamo shirts, overly-worked fingernails, 5" spiked heels, etc. throughout the campus adding to the generally slimey atmosphere.

One of the best business schools in the U.S. Top 50 Undergraduate business program No.48 in the nation (America's Best Colleges 2005)

BCCHS is located smack in the center of office buildings in which rich old white men work and go on vape breaks next to the school's entrance. They also eat with us at fancy lunch places like Prett a manger and Cava. Don't expect to spend less than $10 on lunch here. We spend most of our time in Taza Deli drinking watered down iced hazelnut coffee and eating overpriced salad. The prices are raised every day because the sophmores keep stealing Snapple and juuling in the back. We call ourselves Baruchians to feel special and entitled. Our building is broken and crusty and only has 5 floors but you can go to the dirty 6th floor and hookup with ugly boys in secret. Every week a few students get stuck in the elevator but don't worry because they're all still alive. We basicalaly own Madison Square park. All of our teachers are millennials and use memes in their lessons but most of them can't pass their students for the regents. We like to gossip with them about our social issues and emotional shortcomings. We have 0.2 ap classes and a gym the size of your average living room with complementing mustard lighting. Almost everyone goes to Syracuse or Binghampton but we like to tell people that we have students at ivy leagues because someone went to Harvard 8 years ago. We love our parent coordinator and our security guards and our assistant principal is a skater who listens to Avril Lavigne.

Blue Devil pride!!! BEST SCHOOL EVER ELRO K