Ravils

Ravils, one hunk of a man. Lips like an angel. Life is not a race with this individual but more a limp. Ravils takes his time, he doesn't rush about. He can impregnate a woman just by a glance. Body of an adonis. Ravils is good friend, he will pick you up at worst and insult you at your best.

And given the chance he will piss on you.