Bary McCockinya
One of the finest fictional names of all time. Due to its believable construction and spelling, many people do not realize that this name is actually saying "bury my cock in you". Used properly on gullible people, it produces hilarious results.
Annoying, Gullible Person: What's his name?
Wise Man: Bary McCockinya. Go ask that girl if you can help him.
Annoying Gullible Person (to hot chick): Hi, is there anyway I can help Bary McCockinya?
Wise Man: Bary McCockinya. Go ask that girl if you can help him.
Annoying Gullible Person (to hot chick): Hi, is there anyway I can help Bary McCockinya?