Raw Milk Dealer
Like a drug dealer, except he deals raw milk instead of drugs. Many homeschoolers or health freaks who aren't farmers have raw milk dealers.
Raw Milk Dealer: "I swear there are no drugs in here!"
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*