Razor Candy
Hard candy that when you bit it it breaks off into thin, sharp pieces that cut your mouth like an emo kid cuts there wrist.
John: OW... my tong is bleeding.
Dave: Got some razor candy there?
Dave: Hehe emo kid!
John: Dave, your a dick
Dave: Got some razor candy there?
Dave: Hehe emo kid!
John: Dave, your a dick