BasedCaden

Caden is a very, very based person. He loves to call Eric based, but yet, he is a fool for being based himself. He is also mega gay, like super-mega gay, like having a date with 4 gay men type of gay. He likes KFC, and he when he grows up he wants to be Colonel Sanders, loves Dairy Queen, and is a McDumbass. When he is near, beware, for he might eat you.

His name stands for:

C ock
A nd
D ick
E njoyer
N ice