re-accommodate
The euphemisms term for airline's company to knock out and then drag off unconscious passengers.
“I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers" United Airlines CEO April 2017.
re-accommodate
verb, euphemistic corporate slang
viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.
viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.
Don't make me re-accommodate you!
Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.
Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.
re-accommodate
to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.
"I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers." (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)
re-accommodate
Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.
Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.
Re-accommodate
When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for
Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...
Me: Of course you will...