*reach around not included
To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.
Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”
Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”