Reading Brail
To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.
"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"
reading braile
When your car tire runs over the bumpy lane reflectors on the road or interstate.
Car swerves towards shoulder...
"Stop readin' braile, man!"
"Stop readin' braile, man!"