reading the news
A term for masturbation.
Person A) Where's David
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news
Read the New Testament
A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.
"Where's Harry gone?" "Oh he's gone to read the new testament"
read my lips no new taxes
george h w bush's promise to never raise taxes...
that failed
that failed
and they'll push again and I'll say, to them, read my lips no new taxes.
reading news online
when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world
"what are u doing?"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"