reading the tea leaves
The ability to tell the future from the examination of pubic hair deposited while " stirring the teabag"
"Mate! I've been reading the tea leaves after you were stirring the teabag. The outlook is dire!"
Or
After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.
Or
After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.
want me to read your tea leaves?
What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.
"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."
"Sure,"
"Follow me."
Reading the tea leaves
When you predict gossip.
Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”
Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”
Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”
Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”
I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure