Readtarded
Adjective
Offensive remark for someone who misreads something you wrote.
Offensive remark for someone who misreads something you wrote.
Example 1:
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?
Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?
Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?
Readtard
A person who cannot understand anything when reading.
I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.
readtarded
When you've studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental retardation.
I've been at the library for 6 hours and now I'm readtarded.
Readtard
BANNER:
There's simply no way to shield
against every weaponized agent.
But l can make
super-immune systems...
by strengthening
the human cellular response.
Banner, l know where you're going.
But manipulating the immune system
is dangerous and stupid.
The President's science advisors
made it absolutely clear.
No human subjects.
EDlTH:
David, l have wonderful news.
l'm gonna have a baby.
Edith groaning
Edith yelling
Dramatic instrumental music
Tense instrumental music
Baby crying
Soothing female vocals
Baby babbling
BANNER:
What's it gonna be? Look at that.
Want the dinosaur? Come on,
let's have a little fight. Come on.
You don't scare me.
Bruce growling
There's simply no way to shield
against every weaponized agent.
But l can make
super-immune systems...
by strengthening
the human cellular response.
Banner, l know where you're going.
But manipulating the immune system
is dangerous and stupid.
The President's science advisors
made it absolutely clear.
No human subjects.
EDlTH:
David, l have wonderful news.
l'm gonna have a baby.
Edith groaning
Edith yelling
Dramatic instrumental music
Tense instrumental music
Baby crying
Soothing female vocals
Baby babbling
BANNER:
What's it gonna be? Look at that.
Want the dinosaur? Come on,
let's have a little fight. Come on.
You don't scare me.
Bruce growling
"You are a readtardddddddddd"
readtard
An asshole who can't read long paragraphs of text and complain about it.
"A person who literally can't read anything due to having extremely low level of reading comprehension, motivation and attention span coupled with the ability to be an asshole. When presented with a long paragraph of text readtards just assume it's a wall of text and criticize the person who wrote the paragraph with insults in relation to the length of the paragraph. When encountering a paragraph like what described above in a debate, readtards just ignore it entirely or missing the point of the entire paragraph meaning that arguing with a readtard is always redundant. Readtards are not to be mistaken for people who simply ask for a tldr"
"Do you expect people to actually read that? Too long, didn't read."
"Do you expect people to actually read that? Too long, didn't read."