Reality wank

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Split Screen Reality Wank

When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.

Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."

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释义	Reality wank A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks " Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank Split Screen Reality Wank When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side. Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?" John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate." Brian: "What's that?" John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture." Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."
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