700

A term used in the pub and resteraunt industry refering to an attractive person without making it obvious to the customers.

700 is an offensive word. When you say 700 in Chinese it pronounces as Qi bai which sounds like Chee Bai which is a word that refers to vagina cunt.

Depressed. Very sad.

You laugh but you are sad.
You smile but you are very sad.
You joke around but you are very sad.
You have a straight face that looks calm but you are very sad.
So sad that you cannot cry anymore.

Reality.
versus...
Imagination, Desire, Obsession, Dreams, Wish and everything else.

The amount of pounds that a wood chuck will chuck when a wood chuck can chuck wood.

members of the 700 club are people who have taken 700 mg of benadryl, which results in a crazy as hell trip that can last anywhere from eight hours to a few days. tripping on benadryl makes you see delusions, not hallucinations- the difference, for anyone who may not know, is that while you know a hallucination isn't real; when you're delusional, you believe that everything you're seeing is completely and fully real. once you come down from your trip, however long that may take, you probably won't remember a thing.

Getting a blowjob in a church

A christian show that claims to heal people. They have parts in the show where the old guy will say somebody's injury will heal. Then years later, on a later episode, somebody calls and says that when he said that prediction, their injury had healed right away. What lies they hold. They start preaching about their "God" and how good he is.