realtor license
What 20-30 year old life fuckups say they are working on acquiring to their friends and family. These people often are working Multi-Level Marketing schemes on facebook at the same time.
"Actually i haven't been dealing for a few months now. I got a kid on the way and i've been trying to stay clean and make some changes. I've been doing real estate classes after work and working on getting my realtor license. Once i got that then i can make real money"