realturd
A real estate agent with an overinflated sense of entitlement or importance. Usually a spoiled Baby Boomer with a trust fund who sells real estate out of boredom and the need for social limelight.
Dismayed, the realturd huffed at her client for trying to negotiate a 2% commission and then lambasted her manager for poor leads because two listings weren't enough to support her lifestyle until her next trust fund check arrived.