Reamageddon

As the doctor snaps on his vinyl glove and looks at me with a sh*t eating grin, "alright Richard, curl up into fetal position this might be a little uncomfortable."

Oh my f**king word... Little did I know it would be an all out assault on my prostate. Upon slicing and dicing my prostate for pathology samples I am thankful for Reamageddon as I am cancer free. I will forever be in fear of sharting.