rear-view regret
n. The feeling of instantaneous regret/remorse when one's disregard for rules goes immediately and horribly wrong.
Often experienced while driving when one looks in the the rear-view mirror and sees the flashing lights of the po po.
This feeling is commonly coupled with acts like running a red light, ignoring speed limits, and overall unnecessary silly acts with a car.
Often experienced while driving when one looks in the the rear-view mirror and sees the flashing lights of the po po.
This feeling is commonly coupled with acts like running a red light, ignoring speed limits, and overall unnecessary silly acts with a car.
**Rear-view regret in action**
Fletcher:
I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
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Burgundy: I immediately regret this decision!
Fletcher:
I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
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Burgundy: I immediately regret this decision!