basham

verb. to literally 'bash-ham', i.e beat off, whilst writing about it, wang in hand.

in foosball, when scoring on yourself, especially shooting from the goalie rod and deflecting the ball back into your own goal from the two man.

A white monk who is the grooviest duck in the pond. A girl who is irish and has a particular fondness for potatoes. Normally a teacher.

Also known as Frickin Giant Metal Spoon. A female egg with brown hair, green eyes, and teeth. She is the offspring of Kermit the Frog and Jesus. She is also the mother of Kia Basham. She loves tea and she wants to join the military as a ninja turtle. She is going to marry Daniel Howell. She randomly drinks pickle juice especially late at night like 2am. She is usually sick on Christmas.

The act of being a sad and quite regardless of others. This is what you can call someone when they try to be annoying by making very weird facial jesters while being very awquard

ultimate stud, who has a freakishly large penis that will destroy whatever is in its path