Rectal Ocularitis
When you don't see your ass going to work.
Wow, I think I'm coming down with rectal ocularitis, and won't be in today. Sorry.
Ocular Rectal Fistula
Diagnosis made when a patient overall has a shitty view on everything
Turns out you don’t have any illness or disorder at all, you just have an ocular rectal fistula.