rectie
someone who is acting like a fool, jerk, dick, or ass. It comes from the term "asshole" or rectum.
My brother is being a rectie today.
rectie
an extremely annoying person; a jerk
R was acting like such a rectie last night.
Recty-necty
The nectar of a rectum. (noun)
You are a real Recty-Necty, you know that?
Double fists to recty
The act of inserting both of one's fists into a person's rectum.
After I applied my AXE body spray via the double pits to chesty technique, she got so hot that she allowed me to attempt double fists to recty on her. She won't be shitting right for a month.
recti
A "recti" refers to the instant an ice hockey goalie is beaten so bad - they fall to their stomach while trying to keep up with the stick-handling speed and skill of the shooter.
"The shooter showed the keeper forehand enough to get him recti as he drew the puck across the crease and buried it in the net."