rectum-reation
To sit on the toilet for an extended period of time while at work, not actually pooping, but rather, playing games on your phone
Joe: "So I should have been working on that TPS report for the last hour, but I couldn't get away from the crapper."
Bill: "Bowel troubles?"
Joe: "Nah, I was there for my own rectum-reation."
Bill: "Bowel troubles?"
Joe: "Nah, I was there for my own rectum-reation."