redboxicated
being incapable of getting your redbox movie in a timely manner do to annoying kids crying " I want to push the buttons", drunk, stoned, or just being one the majority of people that are too stupid to know how to use a kiosk.
Sorry I'm late, it took 20 minutes to return the movie because the soccer mom in front of me was redboxicated by her 3 kids wanting to pick the movie.
Redbox
A red colored box that rents DVDs via self-service kiosks. It usually locates in some McDonalds or grocery stores.
The rental is simple. One dollar per night plus taxes and no late fees. The longer you keep the more you pay. You can hold on to the DVD(s) up to 25 days. After that, the DVD is yours. You must pay with credit card and no debit cards, prepaid cards, phone cards, cash, check, or whatever you think that worth money.
The rental is simple. One dollar per night plus taxes and no late fees. The longer you keep the more you pay. You can hold on to the DVD(s) up to 25 days. After that, the DVD is yours. You must pay with credit card and no debit cards, prepaid cards, phone cards, cash, check, or whatever you think that worth money.
Steve: Yo, I gotta go return this movie back to Redbox.
Seth: Go before McDonald closes.
Steve: What happens if they closed it before I got there?
Seth: You either find another store that have a Redbox or you're fucked.
Seth: Go before McDonald closes.
Steve: What happens if they closed it before I got there?
Seth: You either find another store that have a Redbox or you're fucked.
redbox it
The process of renting a movie from the automated movie rental store otherwise know as Redbox.
Hey, have you seen Dark Night yet?
No.
Let's redbox it!
No.
Let's redbox it!
Redbox
A female who is used for one night and returned the next day, similar to renting a $1 DVD from Redbox.
"Did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah"
"Are you gonna keep hittin' that?"
"Nah, she was just a Redbox"
"Yeah"
"Are you gonna keep hittin' that?"
"Nah, she was just a Redbox"
Redbox
A Native American Rent-A-Vag service.
Man 1: "Hey, I'm going to the Redbox kiosk, be back in a bit."
Man 2: "Oh man, that's tomahawesome! I hear you can select from six different tribes!"
Man 2: "Oh man, that's tomahawesome! I hear you can select from six different tribes!"
Redbox
The state of being in menstruation.
Person 1: "Hey bae, Netflix and chill tonight?
Person 2: "No, I'm redboxing right now."
Person 2: "No, I'm redboxing right now."
Redbox-It
When a movie that is in theaters is good, but not worth the 10+ dollars you generally spend to see a theater movie. This term is used almost in a manner to rate the movie, using Redbox as the alternative (a $1 movie rental redbox.com)
"Hey, was The Informant good?"
"It was good for a Matt Damon film but not $13 dollars good. I'd redbox-it"
"It was good for a Matt Damon film but not $13 dollars good. I'd redbox-it"