Red Disgusting
What a Red Delicious apple should be called.
Person 1: Hey, are you eating an apple?
Person 2: yes, it's a Red Disgusting
Person 1: Don't you mean Red Delicious?
Person 2: No, it's a Red Disgusting, because it FUCKING SUCKS!
Person 2: yes, it's a Red Disgusting
Person 1: Don't you mean Red Delicious?
Person 2: No, it's a Red Disgusting, because it FUCKING SUCKS!