Red eye in the morning
A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.
Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.
Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.
Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
Stoners delight.
Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin
A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!