REDNECKANIZE
To repair or modify something so that it will do the current job that's needed to get done.
When everything goes wrong and the job still has to get done. You gotta REDNECKANIZE.
redneckanize
An affirmation used on them unsophisticated folks to get them to straighten up, ya reckon.
Honey Boo, you best redneckanize that go go juice gon' make you as fat as yo' momma over yonder.