Red Shaft
The act of a woman jacking off a man with sandpaper, thus creating the "red shaft"
So I was finally asked out by Billy last night. Everything went well, food was good, and we went to an awesome concert. But it all went downhill in the bedroom when he asked me to give him a red shaft.
Red Shafting
The act of over Rusty Shafting (a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process.)
Ewan - "Pounded your Mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!"
Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"
Ewan - "Hell Yea!"
Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"
Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"
Ewan - "Hell Yea!"
Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"