Basiitism
A monotheistic religion with the belief that Basit made order in the universe. In order to gain trust in life, you must chant the following phrase; “We love Basit!”.
According to eye-witness accounts, Basit is often in sightings, only appearing when you are eating, drinking, or playing. To please Basit, you must trade him food, specifically pop tarts. School is the main place of worship.
HOW TO BE A FOLLOWER OF BASIITISM:
1) Get accepted to the religion by priests (students who have full faith in Basit).
2) Chant “We Love Basit!” at least 12 times a day.
According to eye-witness accounts, Basit is often in sightings, only appearing when you are eating, drinking, or playing. To please Basit, you must trade him food, specifically pop tarts. School is the main place of worship.
HOW TO BE A FOLLOWER OF BASIITISM:
1) Get accepted to the religion by priests (students who have full faith in Basit).
2) Chant “We Love Basit!” at least 12 times a day.
The whole school is part of Basiitism. How lucky am I to exist during this generation, huh?