Reedsburg

A town that neighbors the Wisconsin Dells. Known for its high percentage of easy whores (properly dubbed "Reedsburg Whores or RW's) and rampant sexually transmitted diseases. Many 'graduates' and undergraduates from Reedsburg's joke of a high school find themselves pregnant, helping to make Sauk county the second most likely place to find a teen pregnancy in the state! Reedsburg is also home to Sauk County's largest liquor store, which possibly goes hand in hand with the easy slut population.

A reedsburger is a type of hamburger found only in the city of Reedsburg. It is one of the best burgers you will ever taste. Their taste comes from the Beaver patty made from the local beaver population, and the Choraliers. You can find them in the Touchdown Tavern on Main Street in the Burg. Once you have eaten around 10 reedsburgers (and clogged every toilet in town), you make your way over to the Wisconsin Dells, to finish your day with atleast a little satisfaction.

Located less than 15 minutes from the Wisconsin Dells, Reedsburg is a great place to stay to avoid the summertime congestion.

If you have been to Reedsburg, then you have been to the Dells, because there is nothing in Reedsburg (besides fine dining and churches... Oh and the best people you will ever meet.)

It's nick name is "the burg" and those who don't use it are seen as outsiders. So when in Rome...