reetard

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

Reetard

A fortnite kid who fanboys the pro player known as Reet, by playing his sensitivity, his skin, and talks like him, and plays like him. Sometimes they even copy his name by adding a greek letter

The kid i found in that arena game is a reetard

reetarded

A person with an android device.

dude this guy is so reetarded.

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释义	reetard noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up. "Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end" Reetard A fortnite kid who fanboys the pro player known as Reet, by playing his sensitivity, his skin, and talks like him, and plays like him. Sometimes they even copy his name by adding a greek letter The kid i found in that arena game is a reetard reetarded A person with an android device. dude this guy is so reetarded. reetard ostrich fuck re tard iFunny censored ostrich Fuck I mean reetard
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