Regan Smashed

A state of inebriation, originating from the Mikhail Gorbachev scale of absolute inebriety, as a result of alcoholic consumption. In this case, the consumed volume is excessive. An individual who has found him/herself in this specific state will not know so, nor will that person be able to perform simple voluntary actions such as walking/standing, speaking comprehensively, or in extreme cases (although not uncommon) remaining concious.