regretti
The state of remorse after eating too much pasta
"Oh man, I'm having from serious regretti right now"
"Dude, did you eat to much pasta again?"
"Dude, did you eat to much pasta again?"
regrettie
a fan of the band The Regrettes. they are likely gay and have mental illness. you will likely find them on twitter or instagram, the occasional siting on facebook but we don’t accept them. they can all agree that every member is extremely attractive and talented. you may see one with the symbol “|^_” in their display name which stands for the R in regrettes but doesn’t look anything like an R. the plural form for regrettie is regretties.
“twitter regretties are insane”
“I’m a professional regrettie”
“I’m a professional regrettie”
Regretti Spagetti
When you cook food and regret it instantly after
Bob: Man I had some Regretti Spagetti last night
I regretti
When you had too much spaghetti
I had too much spaghetti... Now I regretti
eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti
Eat some spaghetti to forget your regret –
“Bro, I called my BFF stupid, she threw our friendship necklace down a bridge and said our friendship means nothing.“
“Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.“
“Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.“