Rekin

n. skank ass ho. dirty biyatch. a slut who you can slap the shit out of. usually though this refers to a dude. very degrading term. most devastating when delivered in combination with "bitch".

The definition which you are momentarily about to read is unquestionably far superior to any others listed. As an accomplished contributor to urbandictionary.com, I feel it necessary to mention that I will be accepting job offers from Webster's and Oxford after my performance here. Speaking of which, it should come as no surprise when for some reason, say a year from now, you're perusing through the latest Webster's, and you happen to come across the word rekin.

So let me just get to it and be absolutely clear, crystal and concise. A rekin is an internet monkey who engages in monkey web activities like the monkey ass bitch that he is in order to have long overdue monkey sex with any arbitrary ugly ass monkies that his monkey ass comes across. If you doubt the monkey analogy or choose to accept the donkey/camel metaphor, then you clearly do not grasp what a rekin is and are as big a jackass as a rekin himself. Note that jackass in this case is being used to describe a limited caliber and is not being used as an animal reference, for a rekin is undoubtedly just a monkey. In sum, a rekin is a monkey with no balls to do his business in any other venue other than the cyber world.

n. a slave with no opinions of his own. someone you keep as part of your team just to have a bitch ass around. otherwise though, a REkiN is nothing more than a piece of crap. a REkiN commonly gets raped up the ass and will take it like a bitch. that's why his boss(es) allow the REkiN to stick around because he makes for a good puppy dog or cheap whore.

most of you are a bit off with this definition. i was around when this term first came about. yeah it means male bitch, but it refers to a dude on the internet who just does "LOL!" to everything like a retard. a rekin is like a LOLtard. he's a bitch in that way - he just laughs at everything, even shit that's not humorous just to kiss major ass. also a rekin thinks that dumb ass shit is funny, and he won't even understand the actually funny shit because he's just a retarded dumbass who does "LOL" and all "LOL" variations (lol, LMAO, ROFL, hehe, haha, hahahaha, ahaha) to everything.

n. cross between a donkey and a camel. this is a new slang word that is used as an animal metaphor because of the traditional donkey and camel stereotypes. a donkey is lazy, does no work, and is probably one of the most useless animal species known to man. a camel, on the other hand, has qualities of being an unconditional bitch. in other words, the camel will allow people to ride on its back with minimal complaints (and minimal water feedings). if a donkey and a camel were to have a lovechild, a new species with a combination of the above named characteristics would be born - a lazy bitch. thus, metaphorically, rekin refers to just that - a lazy bitch. to be used when insulting a bitch like human being who is lazy and does nothing but sit around or loiter (or rather, linger).

n. Term coined recently for its universal use in referring to an uncouth, uncultured, or oafish character. A REkiN does not usually connote a "born loser", but rather a dim-witted riffraff who is a product of his environment or upbringing. As a result, a REkiN is perceived as a vagabond type figure who civilized society has marginalized and has little or no use for. A prototype REkiN will offer little substance, lack intelligible conversation, and for the most part will be worthless and often repetitive to the point of utter boredom. Such is the nature of a REkiN, who is always considered to be expendable.

It is often the case that a REkiN will be abused or treated like a rag doll by his superiors and often his equals as well. Nontheless, a REkiN strives to maintain his subservient role and will be hesitant to oppose his master(s). He is indeed a "yes-man". In modern day slang, this connotation of a REkiN may be well summed up with the phrase "a complete bitch". In this way, a REkiN makes himself seem to be a bit less expendable.

One lacking in common sense and/or basic intellectual capacity. Moron, idiot, fool, dummy, imbecile, retarded person. Commonly used to refer to a person of low intelligence, but also one who offers little value to society and who is perceived as a loser or failure. More precisely, a good-for-nothing idiot or an unproductive bum with a pathetic existence. Slang term which has become part of modern internet forum vernacular, particularly on South Asian message boards. Derogatory term.