Relationshiply Anonymous
Leaving one's relationship status on facebook blank. The world doesn't need to know. Putting an end to that awkward moment when she thinks you're "in a relationship" and you never talked about it in person.
Chick #1: Does Chip have a girlfriend?
Chick #2: I dunno, he's relationshiply anonymous.
Chick #2: I dunno, he's relationshiply anonymous.