relaxturbate

To masturbate solely for the relaxation factor

I was feeling kind of tense so I sat back and relaxturbated to let off some stress.

Relaxturbation

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

Chillin with my" best friend". ( masturbating for the purposes of unwinding from a hard day)

I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.

Root: Relaxturbate

Being in such a calm state, you decided to masturbate.

You: So how was your weekend?
Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating

俚语	relaxturbate
释义	relaxturbate To masturbate solely for the relaxation factor I was feeling kind of tense so I sat back and relaxturbated to let off some stress. Relaxturbation A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free. Mom: barges in OH MY GOD WH- You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating. Friend1: What's wrong with him? Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation. Relaxturbation Chillin with my" best friend". ( masturbating for the purposes of unwinding from a hard day) I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation. Root: Relaxturbate relaxturbating Being in such a calm state, you decided to masturbate. You: So how was your weekend? Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating
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