Relaxturbation

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

Chillin with my" best friend". ( masturbating for the purposes of unwinding from a hard day)

I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.

Root: Relaxturbate

relaxturbate

To masturbate solely for the relaxation factor

I was feeling kind of tense so I sat back and relaxturbated to let off some stress.

Being in such a calm state, you decided to masturbate.

You: So how was your weekend?
Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating

俚语	relaxturbating
释义	Relaxturbation A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free. Mom: barges in OH MY GOD WH- You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating. Friend1: What's wrong with him? Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation. Relaxturbation Chillin with my" best friend". ( masturbating for the purposes of unwinding from a hard day) I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation. Root: Relaxturbate relaxturbate To masturbate solely for the relaxation factor I was feeling kind of tense so I sat back and relaxturbated to let off some stress. relaxturbating Being in such a calm state, you decided to masturbate. You: So how was your weekend? Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating
随便看	#goals goal's goals af goalsaver goalsdigger goal shorts goalski goals on fleek goalsounds goalst goalstacking goalster goal stole goaltend goal tending goaltending goalworthy goal yehiawy goalz goalzy goalzz goam goamar goamer go america