bassturd

A combination between a bastard, a turd and an asshole.

1. A person who is acting like a jerk
2. A large piece of shit that’s shaped like a bass fish

Originally from the word bastard, this new word was coined in order to avoid the connotations of lacking a father, since friends will often come to respect each other's fathers (not always). This version does not lose its negative connotation. It basically means small and insignificant, as in something you are able to let slide. But like the excrement from bass, when too much of it builds up, it gets pretty annoying. Comically used between close friends.

qaxtar on totse was the first documented person to use this