reorganize
Rearranging the mess into another form of mess
Dudette : Dude, your room looks like a hurricane just hit it...
Dude : What are you talking about? I just reorganized everything again.
Dudette : Yeah well, it still looks like a mess.
Dude : Get out of my man cave now.
Dude : What are you talking about? I just reorganized everything again.
Dudette : Yeah well, it still looks like a mess.
Dude : Get out of my man cave now.
reorganization
Corporatese for "fired." Derives from the passive-aggressive nature's response to the pressure to act in a way that can be deemed "not too nice."
"I'm sorry to inform you that you've been reorganized."
"Dude! I've been reorganized!"
"There has been a lot of reorganization around here."
"Dude! I've been reorganized!"
"There has been a lot of reorganization around here."
reorganization
The act of promoting oneself under the guise that it is for the good of the company. Usually performed by a senior staff member. See also: Fauxmotion
We're happy to announce that our reorganization has resulted in the promotion of Lawrence P. Merriweather from Senior Director to SuperDuper Senior Director.
Structural Reorganization
A fancy term used by your employer that means you will be taking on the workloads of those recently laid-off without an increase in salary or benefits.
Good morning folks! I brought you together this morning to let you know the exceedingly good news that we've just undergone a successful structural reorganization that is certain to please our board of directors and stockholders! Let's have a cheer for us!