Repetitive Respiration Illness
Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing”
Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.
Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …
Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …